Craigslist M4W Post No.2 "Do You Think Pigs Are Happy With Their Lot In Life?"

I mean, they're just so freakin delicious. No other animal is as yummy as a pig; that must get to them. 

Think about it; from pigs we get bacon, which is one of the most, if not the most tasty thing to come from an animal. On it's own, bacon is enough to condemn pigs. But, unfortunately, the pink little guys have so much more to give. Pork chops, pork tenderloin, pork shoulder, pork butt, and let's not forget ribs. Holy crap, right? Freakin ribs? I love ribs. 

Forget Planet of the Apes, if any animal revolts against humans, it will be the pig. Hell, look at what Wilbur from Charlotte's Web had to do to save himself from slaughter? That guy could talk, dance, all sorts of shit, and he was still destined for the chopping block. 

I'm not going to stop eating all of the yummy things that come from pigs anytime soon. I'm just saying, pigs may one day decide they've had enough. We should all be aware of this rarely discussed fact. 

If you feel the same way about pigs and other important issues, we should talk. As fortune would have it, I'm currently single, so this is definitely your lucky day. A great catch like me won't stay single for long, so yeah, contact me. 

I'm pretty cute too and crap loads of fun to be around. I bring the fun and I bring the cute where ever I go, seriously. I could be with anyone I want, but I decided to place this ad on Craigslist instead. You never know, right? 

Here are my stats, like they matter. 6', 175, deep dark brown eyes, short brown hair, and f*ing god like good looks. I may have exaggerated that last part a little bit, but you get the idea. 

So, get back to me and let's talk. You may think I sound awesome in my ad, but just wait until we chat :).