The Nipple With One Hair...

We met online a couple of years ago and dated for a little over six months.  She was in her early thirties, part Asian and part black, and incredibly sexy. I loved spending time with her, I just couldn’t get enough of her; she was awesome. In fact, the only reason we split up was that she moved out of state to attend graduate school.

I really liked her, so in the beginning, I took things slow. It wasn't until our third date that we became intimate for the first time. Actually, in my opinion, that’s neither fast nor slow, it’s just about right. However, many of the women I’ve dated in the past expect intimacy much sooner. Any who, moving on…

After an evening out, we came back to my place, poured a couple of drinks, and began to kiss. She was an awesome kisser. We were just taking our time and enjoying each other. She had the softest lips I’d ever kissed…

I felt a little light headed and my heart was racing, she really had me going. We decided to move things upstairs to my bedroom. We continued kissing as we explored each other’s bodies with our hands. I started to unbutton her shirt, I unclasped her bra, and suddenly found myself face to face with a pair of the most perfect breasts I had ever seen.

I kissed her intensely for another few moments and then I started to, very slowly, kiss my way down her neck. I eventually made my way down to her perfect breasts. They were firm, but soft and her nipples were absolutely lovely, I was in heaven.

I started with the one on the right, slowly kissing and sucking her amazing nipple. She moaned, slightly, with pleasure as she guided me to her other breast. I slowly kissed my way to her other nipple, when suddenly, BAJOINKS! There’s a single hair protruding out from just underneath her nipple. It was about an inch long, thick, course, and kinked in the middle. Wtf?!

I was in shock and had no idea what to do. I thought about plucking it, but first of all, that would hurt, and second, I didn’t want to embarrass her. Then I thought about just telling her “Hey, you’ve got a hair sticking out of your nipple…”, but once again, I didn’t want to embarrass her. So, I eventually concluded that the best course of action was none at all. I would simple do my best to avoid the nipple hair.

At one point, I had completely forgotten about the dang thing and got it in my mouth.  I was grossed out and backed away from the nipple with one sudden and quick movement. She was like “What… what’s the matter?” I had to think quickly, so I replied “Uh… didn’t that feel good? I… I read about it in Men’s Health, it’s a new sex move” She looked at me strangely and said “Oh, okay… I guess it felt good”.  The whole scene was very awkward to say the least. 

In all the time that we dated, she never removed that stupid hair, and I never said anything. I just did my best to avoid it. It was so funky and it just grossed me out completely. I would forget about it quite a bit and get the damn thing in my mouth. Ugh! Anyway, she was awesome, so I just let it go. Whatever, right?