I understand how that must sound, like I'm a total douchebag, but it's true. I didn't believe it myself, until one evening Hugh Hefner and 50 Cent appeared to me in a dream.
Astonished, I asked "Mr. Hefner and um... Mr. Cent, what are you doing here?" 50, with his trademark smile, answered "Damn man, don't act stupid, you know why we're here" and Hugh added "Yeah, please don't be stupid, I have a mansion full of Playboy Bunnies waiting for me, let's hurry this up" So, nervous as hell, I said "You're here to tell me that I'm God's gift to women?". Looking relieved, they both smiled and 50 replied "Yes, and it's about time you realized it too". Then they both faded into a strange mist.
If that's not irrefutable proof that I am God's gift to women, I'm not sure what is. Obviously, I won't remain single for long, so I would get hoppin if I were you. I expect my email to literally blow up, so please be patient, I'll respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
The guy in the pic isn't actually me. I'm so hot, I will blow your mind. Mind blown.
Reply soon ladies, yeah! Alright!
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